The devil sees a church service in progress and decides he’s going to go in and scare everyone out. (hey the devil goes to church too, dontchaknow!).

So he goes in and sure ’nuff, people start screaming and heading for the doors. Only the pastor and an old farmer remain in the church.

The devil looks at the pastor and says “I know why you’re not afraid of me. You preach against me every Sunday. So this is understandable.”  Then he looks at the farmer and says ” but I don’t understand you. Why aren’t you afraid of me?”.

The farmer looks at the devil, smirks, and says “you don’t recognize me do you?”

The devil says, “well no, should I?”

Farmer says, “well you ought to. I’ve been married to your sister for over 30 years!”.

ba da bing!